4.25.2006

 

Sexual Segregation on the MRT


Last April 1, April Fool's Day, The MRT Blue Line began segregating passengers designating the first 3 couaches for women, the elderly, chldren, and the disabled. The MRT management began this sexist scheme after observing the difficulties and discomfort of women, elderly and the handicapped especially during peak hours. I should know, I used to elbow the sides and step on the feet of any of those who would bar my way into or out of the cars. Doesn't matter if they're older than my mom or younger than my mental capacity. Their ignorance to not fall in line and make way for those alighting the cars deserve to be poked in the eye or kicked in the shins.

First things first. How dare the MRT management begin this scheme on one of the holiest of days in the world. April Fools Day. Everyone couldv'e just laughed it off at the end of the day. But surprise, suprise. The Blue Line still had the same scheme the next day. On April Fools Day whatever anyone did is a prank or a joke. For not following this the MRT Management should be labeled as blasphemers, as heretics, as paraiahs, as heathens, as devil worshippers. No amount of Hail Marys and Our Fathers is gonna help them keep their souls out of the bad place.

Sticking to the subject now. I have ridden on this newly segregated piece of public transportation. I can very well say I hate it. I hate it with every fiber of my being. It's not like I hate it like PNF does (you're gonna have to scroll down somewhere in the middle) who wrote:

"hahaha, i wrote sumthing about the gender segregation thing in my blog. as a guy, i don't like it. imagine being cramped up with 50 or so smelly guys. hahaha, i'm not smelly! there should be a separate cart for smelly guys!!!"

I don't know if he's a pussy or araid of a little man juice smell. PNF probably doesn't sweat, he glows. I hate the segregation because the word 'segregation' is evil. It's unFilipino. It's up there with 'hitler', '666', 'beast', 'mike arroyo', 'kris aquino', and 'konyo'. I hate the word cause it limits my options. I would like to have the option to choose which car on the Blue Line I want to ride on. What is a man without his options. Better yet, what is a Filipino without his options. For the kids reading this, replace 'option' with 'freedom'. Now it says (everyone say it out loud)

"I hate the word cause it limits my freedoms. I would like to have the freedom to choose which car on the Blue Line I want to ride on. What is a man without his freedoms. Better yet, what is a Filipino without his freedoms."

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Another reason why I don't like it is because it limits my chances of getting closer, let alone realizing, one of my dreams. Being the only man in the first 3 cars brings me closer to the dream: A harem. Why do these elderly men, disabled men and little boys deserve to be closer to my dream than I do. It's my dream. Sure they may have already dreamed about a harem when they were a few weeks old. I can already hear the little baby boys cradled in their mothers arms or sitting on their mohers laps inside the first three cars: "I wonder what the tities of this woman next to my mom taste like?" But it's my turn. When I'm older, then the little boys can have their turn at the dream. Also, I don't consider it a rule so I call it a scheme. A scheme is something a moustacheod, pockmarked-face man wearing blue jeans, boots, and a black leather jacket do to commit crimes. Thats what the MRT Management are: moustacheod, pockmarked-face, blue jeans-wearing, boot-wearing and black leather jacket-wearing bunch of criminals. Not like Paquito Diaz though, he's cool.

If you don't wanna see it in Filipino and un-Filipino terms, fine. Look at it as toilets. One for women and one for men but the women have the option to use the men's toilet, the symbol foreign music artists percieve of the country seeing as they leave the country the same day they arrive. Do the women realize what the MRT Management have done? They have realized one of the dreams of porn addicts let alone sexual predators: Women in the mens toilet. Consider this: Lots of guys in mens toilet. For the sake of argument, a young, beautiful and sexy woman enters the mens toilet through sliding doors. Woman is mooshed inside a crowded toilet. A random voice may ask aloud 'Who brought a woman in here?" Man with iPod removes earphones and attaches small speakers to iPod and blasts the music to maximum. What do you know? Man happens to be listening to porn music. Men whip out their celphones with video features. There you have it, the makings of your very own amateur public porn film. Defiled on the tiles no less. That's not my dream. My dream is different.

Every dark area has a pair of glowing red eyes much like the silver lining in a storm. This segragation believe it or not promotes gayhood on some unconscious level. Lesbian gays to be exact. Everyone knows women are the most mysterious creatures on the face of the earth. Aliens abduct women more than men by 10-1 and giant monkeys climb buildings for them. We Filipino men cannot fathom them. We never know what their thinking and we never know what they're talking about. For all the women know, they may be rediscovering themselves. For all they know they may actually be attracted to the woman sitting in front of them or to the lady standing in front of them with the lady's crotch area staring them in the face. And for us men, well, we know. We already think about whats gonna happen next, at least in our fantasies (cue lesbian porn music).

Moving on. Do these women like the scheme? Maybe. Maybe not. I like to think that they have the same view as I do. Their foremothers have worked hard for equality between the sexes, and I guarantee these foremothers will weep when they see their descendants squander their hard won battle and are behaving like the forefathers used to: exempt a sex making them second class citizens. Do women really wanna be seen in the history books as the ones who repeat past and terrible mistakes by the other sex?

Sexual segregation on the MRT is for all intents and purposes as pointless as celebrating our national heroes' deathdates instead of their birthdates. Its also a hindrance to ourselves. Not just the option to choose which train car to ride on. It's also a hindrance to ourselves. Face it, as Filipinos we are taught to be docile and not to backsass. Fuck it! Someone gropes you or takes a upskirt photo of you, scream as loud as you want but don't forget to point at who did it. You paid big money to lose weight and and learn martial arts, use them. Kick 'em in the balls. If they got a jockstrap on, kick harder. If you're not into that sort of thing there are REAL MEN much like myself that are there to kick the asses of these sneaky perverts. Why? Becuase we want to and our mothers raised us right! This selfless defense is going to be the coolest and one of the best ideas you'll ever hear of. Defending your fellow Filipino against the country's own deviants is going to be new and refreshing as it once was over a century ago.

Comments:
I personally hate this segregation scheme .

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