8.27.2005

 

My New Hobby

I've found a new hobby. Hassling call center agents to my hearts content. Everyone should try it out. It's a great way to release your stress especially when you need to shout. For the religious folk, its a very good alternative to beating off especially when your religion forbids you from going skeet! skeet! skeet! skeet! skeet!.

For me I do this alot cause Destiny Internet almost always has interruptions on the weekends. Besides they deserve it for giving piss-poor service. They may be one of the few who offer Cable/DSL connections but the service is not good. It's not bad but its not good either. So Destiny Internet has it coming.

The downside to this is you have to avail of their service or else they'll just ignore if you can't give your subscriber number or name.

For those who feel sorry for the CSRs and TSR, don't . They're fuckin' trained for this shit. You'll feel better after shouting at the ignorant-ass CSRs when they can't answer your question. Also don't hesitate to elevate the call to their Manager, Team Leader or Supervisor. It's a fuckin' hoot when they get their boss. And if the boss ain't there, you fuckin' shout some more until you get your point across. You must always have a point across to make the shouting legit.

Also if you feel the need to bring their family into the discussion, Do so in a mild-insulting kind of way. Remember: Your'e not whining. You're complaining.

Send me your stories about complaining at the CSRs or post them in the comments.

8.24.2005

 

Can't think of a title for the post so I'll call it "Framing"


Got me some really nice posters from the Newtype magazines I buy every now and then. Having those posters framed right now. Initially I'd hang em in my room same as the X-Men poster in the photo but it'll probably end up as decoration for the console cafe or internet cafe I'm still planning.

8.23.2005

 

Weekend crash at Mike and Claire's


Orson and I crashed at Mike and Claires for the weekend. Everything went as planned: the console gaming, slept at wee hours of the morning, snoring so loud its should be illegal, swimming, dvd watching and Dave Chapelle and Triumph worshipping. Things even went on for a second night. What didnt go as planned were the massages in the Alabang club we went swimming at. You owe us that Mike. I keed! I keed! But still...

WE WANT OUR HOT AND SEXY MASSEUSES AND ALL THE SEXUAL INNUENDO THAT COMES WITH THE SERVICE!!

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8.16.2005

 

The first female executive chef in the White House is half-pinay


Rejoice my fellow Filipinos. The biggest news of making it big in the States is here. The White House's newest Executive Chef is half-pinay. Yipee! Wahoo! Mabuhay! Happy New Year! Her name is Cristeta Comerford and she has the enviable reponsibility of cooking for the President of the United States and for all the visitng foreign dignitaries to the White House.


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8.13.2005

 

pictures inside the MRT train


I took this picture of the inside of an MRT car around christmas time last year. I found out its illegal to take pictures of the MRT station and the trains after I took the pictures. More pictures in my flickr photo stream.

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Christopher Walken for President 2008

Bush ain't running anymore so theres no urgency to not vote for Bush.

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8.11.2005

 

5-minute writing exercise

I don't get it. Why aren't they doing anything? They see the stupid monster
destroying the buildings and the people inside but those damn hereos
aren't doing anything. They're just floating there.

"Hey! Hey you! You in the cape. Yeah, you! Do something. Save those people"

Did he just ignore me? Did he... Is this where the heroes turn on us? Oh
shit! it is.

Get the gun in the car and get him. He's got those laser eyes that can cut
you. Get him before he gets you.

Hold steady now.

 

Public Utility Jeeps


Heres a shot of a jeep after sundown. Bright and Shiny isnt it? Public transportation and Franchises in other countries should take a cue from this. Attach removable decals of francishes onto public transportation. Its a saftey feature that doubles as advertising.

Think outside the box man!

8.10.2005

 

5-minute writing exercise

Here is a writing exercise that I just begun to use. A 5-minute writing
exercise where I write as mich as I could within 5 minutes and see what
comes out.

Six minutes into the fight and Bellamy is already bleeding profusely. His
magical sword cutting deep into him as his oppenent grasps it. He still
can't brelieve there is one pther person who can use his sword without
losing their arm. His last remaining weapon, The Shortsword of the
Elements, is his only hope of even surviving this struggle. Whatever
happens he must warn his king of the coming onslaught.

8.09.2005

 

Folded side mirror


Nothing special here. Just some nut with their side mirror folded. Any of the sexists wanna speculate if the driver is a woman?...

Anybody?...

C'mon don't be shy. Sexists are more socially acceptable than perverts.