5.31.2006
The Cinderella Carousel
The Cinderella Carousel. The only ride that can make your dreams of being a princess come true. Not gay-princess, but princess-princess.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.30.2006
As seen in Cubao
That hole there on the left is for cars planning to turn right in the coming intersection. The sign in pink translates to 'No Jaywalking. Fatal"
5.29.2006
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A Saitama Prefecture investigation found at least 45 local schoolsevaluated "love of country" in report cards for 6th-grade students,
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Disney On Parade in the Rain
The Disney On Parade show was still good despite the rain. According to Juliet's friend who works as a DH there are a lot of Filipinos in the parade cause we dance that damn good. One of our teachers in APC, Verna Fajilan, is now a dancer in the Lion King show. We may get conquered and lose wars and our government ain't shit, but we dance like gangbusters.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.26.2006
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Girl uses cell phone to photograph teenage boy who tried to abduct friend
He accosted the girl and tried to abduct her by grabbing her arm, but she pressed a security alarm in her bag.
Hustler Uncorks The Da Vinci Load
When operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm, a group of young hotties get embroiled in the mystery that finds them seeking the master?s bodily fluids at all costs.
A date with the devil for some
In the UK, some expectant mothers whose babies are due on June 6 are so concerned about giving birth on the date marked by the satanic number that they have scheduled caesareans and inductions beforehand.
Sex theme park to open in London
The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers".
Vinyl isn't dead - play old records with a laser turntable
Grooves are tracked by aiming a laser for both the left and right sides of the groove. Two other lasers read the music, while the last laser measures the height to help cope with warped records.
Male biological clock probed
A man's fertility appears to decline after the age of 40, in much the same way that a woman's ability to conceive fades after 35, say French researchers.
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Goofy being a d*ck!
Goofy never stood still for the camera. Goofy does not resemble any animal created by God.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.23.2006
The Tea Cup Ride
I was reluctant to go on this ride cause I didn't think I would fit through the door. I was wrong. This picture really makes me look like I filled the entire cup.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.22.2006
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Self-professed 'real otaku' rips into 'moe' fetish fakers
"This fetish you call 'moe' is a pedophiliac fetish and is nothing more
than perversion..."
Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S.
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest,"
Superman Returns International Trailer
Manila vows to padlock theaters showing ?Da Vinci Code?
"In response, Mayor Lito Atienza ordered Secretary to the Mayor Emmanuel Sison to write a letter ordering theater owners to stop exhibiting the film."
Decline in English proficiency in RP threatens economy
"Business leaders are starting to question just how long the country can go on touting its English skills."
5.21.2006
Daisy and Donald
This is us with my dawg, Donald and his woman Daisy. Daisy's a much better lady than Minnie will ever be. For once thing she ain't no flirt like Minnie and she walks around bottomless.
Wanna know a secret? The reason why Mickey is Disneyland's prime mascot is Donald felt sorry for him and in exchange to being second fiddle. He gets to kick Mickie in the nuts every morning. Why do you think Mickey's voice is so high.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.18.2006
WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND. HONGKONG THAT IS!
The four of us waiting at the hotel lobby for the bus that will take us to Disneyland.
The blurry people you see behind us? They're hopped up on Chinese herbal tea. Powerful stuff.
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5.16.2006
international incident bound
5.14.2006
weird sign found in Hong Kong part 1
My sister took this photo cause it had the word semen in it. Laughter all around. It's already in english and even I don't understand it.
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