9.19.2005
It's A Celebration, Bitches! or something like it
So anyway... Orson and I crashed at Mike and Claire's place in Alabang two weekends ago. It's kind of Mike's pseudo-going away party before going to Malaysia to have his balls cut off, I mean to start his new job. We still did the same things we did the last time. Except, we didnt watch my Triumph DVD and Zac was with us this time and we brought porn for the other member's of Mike's family. (It's a joke kids. I'm dying on stage here).
Orson was more or less initiated into David Chappelle's humor and sensibilities. Finally! Unfortunately, Zac had to leave early Saturday morning for work. But before that we played a round of Ladder match with all four players as humans and no AIs. Needless to say hilarity, cursing, chairshots, bloody virtual faces, and false victories ensued. Took us damn nearly an hour before someone got the belt.
As usual Orson brought his PS2. Mike, with his love all things green and gamma-powered, bought the Incredible Hulk game which we didn't even touch. We found a new addiction in Burnout 3. I am proud to say I make the car crashes you have to see believe. More spectacular, more exciting and more laugh-your-ass-off-funny than those you see in those 'the worlds most (insert glamorizing adjective here) car crashes videos on tv. 'Course I got better at the game so the crashes got less and less. I rule in drifting though. It took a game for me to appreciate drifting. Wow.
We also went swimming in the Alabang Club or whatever it's called. Learned how to do the a swimming technique. I forget though if it was the breast stroke or something else.
After swimming we got to the Alabang Bazaar and ate shawarma. Shawarama is the only fad in the country that is edible. Everything else you wear or do. After that we went back to Mike's house for more Burnout 3 madness. It is one of the most effective stress release games out there. Go get yourself one. We personally couldn't be bothered to unlock the tracks in the game but since we got bored with the one play-ready track we played the game and unlocked a few more tracks. Even nicknamed one 'The Quezon Avenue-Espana-Morayta Track' cause of all the damn traffic and width of the roads. You'll know it when you see it. Thats about it.
Yo Mike! Don't spit in public, moon the ladies, get caught beating off or else they'll cut your balls off. You're not gonna be in the Philippines anymore. You're gonna be in Malaysia. ... Or was it some other country that has those rules. Oh well. TC!
