10.07.2005
Actor names baby after Superman. Solidifies status as a nerd.
"Nicolas Cage is a new father.
His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available. ..."
Listen. You can actually hear the future. The other kids teasing Nic Cage's kid at school.
'Not so tough now are you Superman!'
'C'mon superhero. Lift that jungle jim!'
'We wanna see you fly. You don't wanna? We'll make you fly!'
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