6.28.2006
weird sign found in Hong Kong part 2
The better alternative to Viagra. "Ah Wood" Coffee. Keeps you awake and ready to do it again and again and again...
Labels: Hong Kong
6.22.2006
Now thats delicious!
One of the best sights Hong Kong had to offer.
Labels: Hong Kong
6.20.2006
all hail the plasma tv
This is me with my first encounter with a plasma screen tv. I instinctively tried to rip it from the wall and put it into my pocket.
Labels: Hong Kong
6.16.2006
Ten Hut!
Disneyland had these four guys dressed up in these slick Mickey Mouse outfits in some of his famous cartoons. Too bad they didn't mass produce the outfits let alone the hats. I'dve bought them so they could feed their children.
Labels: Disneyland, Hong Kong
6.14.2006
bongos
Ladies and Gentlemen heres my version on the White people do this, Black people do that bit.
"When everybody does a half-assed job they panic. When I do a half-ass job I plan it."
Labels: Disneyland, Hong Kong
6.05.2006
ME with my Mickey Mouse hat
I shelled out big money for this hat. It has an ON switch for the blinky lights.This was taken a few minutes before the fireworks finale at Cinderella's Castle. Prince Charming must be really whipped to have his woman make him give his family's castle to her.
Labels: Hong Kong
6.02.2006
I WIN!
Me and Sleeping Beauty. You got to have prince quality to be able to wake her up which I apparently got loads of. Strangely enough, her clothes felt like pool table felt.
Labels: Hong Kong
The Cinderella Carousel part 2
This picture of the Crousel didn't show in my last post. no idea why. so here it is. Too bad about that sword in the anvil thing. That alone coulda made lots of funny photos from tourists.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.31.2006
The Cinderella Carousel
The Cinderella Carousel. The only ride that can make your dreams of being a princess come true. Not gay-princess, but princess-princess.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.29.2006
Disney On Parade in the Rain
The Disney On Parade show was still good despite the rain. According to Juliet's friend who works as a DH there are a lot of Filipinos in the parade cause we dance that damn good. One of our teachers in APC, Verna Fajilan, is now a dancer in the Lion King show. We may get conquered and lose wars and our government ain't shit, but we dance like gangbusters.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.26.2006
Goofy being a d*ck!
Goofy never stood still for the camera. Goofy does not resemble any animal created by God.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.23.2006
The Tea Cup Ride
I was reluctant to go on this ride cause I didn't think I would fit through the door. I was wrong. This picture really makes me look like I filled the entire cup.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.21.2006
Daisy and Donald
This is us with my dawg, Donald and his woman Daisy. Daisy's a much better lady than Minnie will ever be. For once thing she ain't no flirt like Minnie and she walks around bottomless.
Wanna know a secret? The reason why Mickey is Disneyland's prime mascot is Donald felt sorry for him and in exchange to being second fiddle. He gets to kick Mickie in the nuts every morning. Why do you think Mickey's voice is so high.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.18.2006
WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND. HONGKONG THAT IS!
The four of us waiting at the hotel lobby for the bus that will take us to Disneyland.
The blurry people you see behind us? They're hopped up on Chinese herbal tea. Powerful stuff.
Labels: Hong Kong
5.16.2006
international incident bound
5.14.2006
weird sign found in Hong Kong part 1
My sister took this photo cause it had the word semen in it. Laughter all around. It's already in english and even I don't understand it.
Labels: Hong Kong
4.20.2006
Minnie Mouse and Me
So there I was in line with the my sisters to pose for a a picture or two with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Light rain is falling but despite that everyone's happy. The strangers in front and behind us in line are happy. We see Goofy, Donald, Daisy and Tigger posing in other parts of Main Street posing with the poeple in line to see them. Real nice to be able to see that again.
Mickey and Minnie were at the pagoda in the middle of the roundabout. It was my turn. So I went between Mickey and Minnie and Minnie reaches out to me and rubs my tummy like I'm Buddha. Everyone saw this; my sisters the park attendants, the people in line, everyone. I'm like 'Sonova... ' Instead of slapping the back of her head I reach out to her and rube HER tummy. Everyone starts laughing, the crying kids join in. We spend a good several seconds lauging it off. The attendant readies himself and looks at the digital cameras screen. I pose again for the camera and then I felt a hand lightly slap me in the face and pushed my face away.
It was Minnie. Minnie slapped me. Minnie Mouse slapped me. But she did it playfully and stayed in character (The little flirt). I look at her with a funny look in my eye and say under my breath "The fuck?!" The attendant counted to three, the three of us smiled and the photo was taken.
All in all that was the kind of fun I was looking forward to. The kind where interacting with the mascots is not limited to posing and smiling.
Labels: Hong Kong
4.19.2006
ambidextrous photographer
If you notice I'm the only one the camera adds a hundred pounds to. I actually weigh a lot less in real life. Wink, wink!
Labels: Hong Kong
4.18.2006
Viva la Hong Kong!
This is the Hong Kong that greeted us when we arrvied there for our four-day trip. Bleak ain't it? The weather pretty much dictated what our trip was gonna be like.
Labels: Hong Kong
4.17.2006
trip to Hong Kong (summary)
So I went to Hong Kong last month with my two sisters and our grandma's maid, Juliet. Least we could do to thank her for spending her entire life caring for our granny.
We did eveything except for Ocean Park. We went to Hong Kong Disneyland instead since its new and I've never been to any Disneyland. Gave me a chance to say "I'm going to Disneyland" without lying about it. Besides Disneyland, we also went to the night market, rode the subway, took an hour-long ferry ride, ate authentic Chinese dimsum (i say authentic cause a full-blooded Chinese person cooked it), walked a ways along nathan road and side streets, went up to Victoria Peak, walked the length of Avenue of the Stars, and some other stuff I'll write about in a more detailed post about the trip.
I chose the picture above cause It's one of the few pictures that has all four of us in it. Theres a funny story before the photo got taken. Tell you about it sometime.
Labels: Hong Kong
